Once upon a time there was...

... a group of students that travelled to the U.S.A to take part of the Summer School. These guys experienced of lot of stories. And some of these stories are worth mentioning.

For instance there was ...

... an evening with karaoke in a pub. According to rumors there has been thrown basic foodstuff to the stage. The ascertainments will be continued...
... a mailbox, tired of life, jumped in its desparation behind a van driving backwards. According to reliable sources, the driver of this van has to bear psychical problems...
... the cognition that drinking beer in the meeting room is forbidden...
... a can of coke that rolled under the co driver's seat and exploded there when the driver had to hit the brake. After that the co driver had really sweet legs. Allegedly this happened in the same van that became the mailbox' victim...
... the Calvin Klein-shop in the Factory Outlet Center that has been sold empty by a horde of German adolescents...
... a new sport that has been invented here. The first Olympic Games with the sole discipline - Babe-Watch - has just been started...
... another cognition: the male brain has a vermiform appendix and that only these 10% are used for thinking...
... a cook from Zweibrücken whose life is already oppressive enough. Probably, he will have to defend himself against complaints and applications for "All You Can Eat"...

IN	OUT
Babe-Watch	masturbating in the shower
playing golf at 7 a.m.	jogging at 7 a.m.
Tiger Town Tavern	karaoke at "TD's"
the dance style at "Flashbacks"	anything sweet and colored (and younger than 15)
Pool Billard	Clemson Downtown
dessert after supper	ice after supper
cups for German energy drinks	coffee with amaretto flavour
Factory Outlet	going to the laundry
Dining Hall Clemson	Dining Hall ZW
killing mailboxes	part with Josh
Lügfix	tiger paws and anything else with paws

Because there's no music in the labs we have to make our own music. Here's the Top Ten with our favourite songs we are singing and whisteling.

RANKING	TITLE
1.	GWAR - Meat Sandwich
2.	Die Sendung mit der Maus (popular German TV show for children, comparable to the "Curiosity Show")
3.	Bruder Jakob (canonical mix)
4.	Sesame Street
5.	AQUA - Barbie Girl
6.	Pippi Langstrumpf
7.	BEN E. KING - Stand By Me
8.	FUGEES - Killing Me Softly
9.	FRANK SINATRA - New York, New York
10.	Muppet Show

Of course we are on lookout for new stories...